It was a nice simple holiday until the Turkey Cola company made it a big advertising deal and dressed the turkeys up in pilgrim hats and buckle shoes. Fortunately, the whole Saint Turkey thing faded away pretty quickly.
Don’t get me started on the Cranberry Cartel.
It was a nice simple holiday until the Turkey Cola company made it a big advertising deal and dressed the turkeys up in pilgrim hats and buckle shoes. Fortunately, the whole Saint Turkey thing faded away pretty quickly.
Don’t get me started on the Cranberry Cartel.