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verne: Donald trump is running for president. rj: Wait. what?...why?? verne: he wants us to be happy. tv: ..I'm bored. I don't like to be bored. elect me president and I won't be bored. hee hee! hoo haa! RJ: he has always been very selfless in that way.
Trump is, without a doubt, the biggest, richest, fastest, classiest, most elegant clown ever.