Pat Oliphant for May 24, 1982
George Wallace: Y'all recall me from the 60s, no doubt... Well, in my new campaign you will see ah have changed... When I was a mean, snarling, two-fisted, recalcitrant, racist demagogue! Now, ah am a kindly, subdued, compassionate, moralist demagogue. Punk: But still good ol' George.