Pat Oliphant for February 25, 1983
Transcript:
Hairdresser: George Schultz was telling me just the other day... That each of us spends $43 a year on foreign aid... And $35 dollars a year on haircuts! "Well, goodness!" I said, instead of sending foreign air to all those places, why don't you silly ninnies send hairdressers? Mr. Schultz and I had such a big giggle over that. That'll be $35. Punk: See you next year.