Pat Oliphant for May 09, 1985
Son: What was the war in Europe about, Dad? Father: The allies fought Germany, son. Son: I thought Germany was on our side. Father: No, son, in those days Germany was the enemy. Son: Then who were the allies, Dad? Father: Oh, us, the British commonwealth, the Russians... Son: The Russians were our allies? Father: We all flattened Germany together, son. Son: Who won the war, Dad? Father: Germany, son. Son: ? Father: ...And Japan. Punk: War is hell.