Pat Oliphant for January 20, 1986
January 19, 1986
January 21, 1986
Transcript:
Airline Woman: Smoking or non-smoking? Passenger: Non-smoking, please. Woman: Anti-terrorist security or non-anti-terrorist security? Passenger: Anti-terrorist, please. Woman: Would you like to take advantage of our special low maintenance/low fare flights? Passenger: Huh? Woman: ...We pay you to fly with us. Passenger: Um...er, no. Woman: Are you a member of our frequent crashes program? Passenger: How's that?... Woman: ...You get a free flight after each crash. Passenger: No, thank you. Woman: And will you be checking any bags with us today? Passenger: One. Woman: And where would you like that bag to go? Passenger: Um... Punk: Non-regulated or re-regulated?
