Pat Oliphant for March 28, 1986
Transcript:
Poor Contra goes to bed hungry every night. Contra also has no bullets for his gun, no rockets, no grenades, and no fun at all. But with your help, there is hope. For just 100 million bucks, you can adopt a Contra of your very own. And remember, you'll not only be nourishing a frail little body - you'll be overthrowing a government! Write your congressman & ask how you can adopt-a-Contra.