Pat Oliphant for October 31, 1986

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Behold, the debonair French resistance fighter; shown here with some necessary accoutrements of his tough and gallant profession... Le shades for disguise. Le white handkerchief for signaling. Le knee protectors. Le secret papers. Punk: Zey call 'im Pierre, ze great fightair. French Resistance Fighter: Please, monsieur Syria, do not bomb me again! Bomb all ze oziars, but not me, monsieur! Glasses: For avoiding eye contact. "Arms Deal" Paper: For appeasement. Knee Pads: For groveling.