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Pat Oliphant for December 16, 1986
Congressman 1: What we upper-level government types need right now is a sixty, seventy, or eighty percent pay increase! Congressman 2: You're right - it's quite scandalous the way we deprive ourselves... Congressman 3: Furthermore, how else can we continue to attract excellent people to government? Deficit Man: Hear! Hear! Elderly Man: What? What? Homeless Man: Say what? Poor Man: Dear dear. Baby: ?? Punk: What? Little Man 1: **** Little Man 2: ****