Pat Oliphant for January 21, 1987
Transcript:
Man 1: First they brought us a cake shaped as a key...a key! Man 2: A key - what did that mean?? Why a cake? Why a key? Man 1: And a Bible signed by the great Satan Reagan! Man 2: Satanic symbolism, yes - but of what significance? What? Man 1: And the great Satan vowed never to deal with us, NEVER! Man 2: And then he sent us ARMS... Man 1: And the Satan Shultz, it is said, has a donkey on which rides a tattooed tiger! Man 2: Cake bible arms donkey tiger... What? WHAT? Punk: Verily, we must get to the bottom of this. ...And you think you're confused.