Pat Oliphant for April 29, 1988

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Advertisement: Word processor, low fifties, Greek extraction, responsible position, earnest, sincere, seeks passionate relationship w. desperate lady of Democratic tastes. View mat. Democrat Donkey: Oh, I do so hope it's my Mario... But Mario's not Greek... Oh, it must be a printing error...of course. Punk: Trust me - you were made for each other. First date.