Pat Oliphant for September 30, 1988
Transcript:
Michael Dukakis: Oh, jeez, Kitty - I've lost all our travelers' checks! Kitty Dukakis: Oh, dear, dear, what will we do for campaign funds now? Man: Excuse me, but we have an ACLU office right here in town - you can get a refund there! Michael Dukakis: But, they (gulp) they w-weren't ACLU travelers' checks... People see that card and call me a liberal... Man: Ooooooo... Too bad. Well, golly... I guess you folks will just hafta go on back home... Michael Dukakis: Don't you get caught like this! The ACLU card - don't leave home without it! Little Animal: You don't recognize me, but... Punk: Dan Quayle, right?