Pat Oliphant for December 06, 1990

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American: Say, pal, where can I get a beer around here? Saudi: Thy drinking would offend me. American: How about a light, then? Saudi: Thy smoking would offend me. Punk: Ever try to light up a camel? American: Women? Where do you hide all the women? Saudi: Thy lust offends me. And take off this shoulder patch. Thy flag offends me! American: Just WHY am I here? Pray tell. Saudi: No praying! Thy religion offends me. American: Maybe I'll ask my woman driver for a lift back to camp! Saudi: By Allah I should cut off thy hand.