Pat Oliphant for June 03, 1991
Transcript:
Police Officer: OK, you! I'm gonna search your car - open that trunk! Man: C-can I see your warrant? Police Officer: Supreme Court says I don't need no stinkin' warrant! Now, open it, of I'll coerce a confession outa ya that's admissible in court! Little Man: Thuggery in the pursuit of justice is no vice. Police Officer: Well, hell - ain't nothin' in here... Lucky for you! Man: What were you looking for? Police Officer: Abortionists.