Pat Oliphant for June 20, 1991
Transcript:
Paul Revere: Ye British are coming! Quick - where's ye horse? Man 1: Why, John Sununu did take him to ye olde stampe auction in New York, sir. President George Washington: Well, we're ready to cross - where's ye boat? Man 2: John Sununu took it to Florida, sir. Abraham Lincoln: I'm due to deliver an address in Gettysburg - where's the train? Man 3: John Sununu took it to go get his teeth fixed, sir. Punk: Time for a "Dear John" letter. President George H.W. Bush: John? Golly where the heck ARE you? John Sununu: Right here in my office, Mr. President. There'll always be a Sununu... So don't be upset if this passes you on the highway - Mr. Sununu has a lunch date in New Hampshire.