Pat Oliphant for October 04, 1991
Punk: Nice place to ride out the recession. Little Congressman: What recession? Man 1: Well, well (burp) another fine meal at the public mammary. Waiter: The bill, sir...who's picking up the tab? Man 2: Why, you're a taxpayer, aren't you? (burp) You keep it. Man 3: And add yourself a nice, fat gratuity (burp). Man 4: And so to work, (burp) I wonder how the unemployed are doing. Man 5: We've done all we can for those deadbeats (burp). The Congressional dining scene.