Pat Oliphant for October 28, 1992
Priest: ...If anyone present should know of any reason why these two should not be wed, speak now, or... Woman: Stop! I just remembered I'm already married to Bill Clinton!! Ross Perot: Now, don't anyone speak! Here's the deal - I know you're out there. I have reports this church is full of North Vietnamese Bush operatives! And the media - y'all out to get me! It's that simple. Punk: Don't sing yet - the opera's just getting funny! A disrupted wedding.