Pat Oliphant for April 01, 1993
Bill Clinton: Umph? Yes, dear. Punk: Quick, before she throws something. Hey, Clinton, you wimp! Is it because you love feeding your face on Big Macs? Is that why you rolled over for the folks who graze for almost free on federal lands? Who the hell are you, Clinton? Do you really give a damn for the environment? Or is this just good ol' Slick Willie playing politics as usual?? Now you get your big butt out there and tell those land bandits they're going to have to pay their way! Go on!