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Pat Oliphant for April 14, 1993
Bill Clinton: Dad, can I have a few billion to buy stuff? Bob Dole: Haste maketh waste, be not penny wise and pound foolish. Waste not, want not, I always say - a fool and his money are soon partying. A stitch in time saves nine, take care of the pennies and the dollars will take care of themselves. No. Socks: Such a doleful problem. Punk: An aphorism in every pot.