Pat Oliphant for June 23, 1993

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Punk: Socks, how does the President feel about discovering he has a half-brother? Socks: Well, it's a nice change of pace... But it's no big deal - it happens to me all the time! However, I did hear Mr. Clinton place a call to his new brother t'other day. Punk: Really? Socks: Yes. He says, "Hey, bro - I like your style. How 'bout I dump the full brother and get you appointed First Brother?!" Punk: Hey! He got my vote!