Pat Oliphant for October 02, 1993
Detroit Man: Say, why don't we pool our resources and build a car together! Government Man: Hey! With your expertise, and my efficiency, how could we fail? Man 1: Good God! Can you imagine the cost overruns? Woman 1: And the cost of spare parts? Man 2: It'll have square wheels, y'know that. Man 3: Will it have a $7,000 coffee pot? Woman 2: What will its toilet seat cost? Man 4: You mean... develop a car with our money, and then sell it back to us?? Punk: Which brings us back to redesigning government.