Pat Oliphant for March 03, 1997

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Punk: Have you slept in the Lincoln bed yet, Sock? Socks the cat: I itch at the very idea! You could catch all sorts of things... cooties and worse. Punk: If you took DNA from that mattress and cloned it, what would you get? Socks the cat: I hate to think...Lawyers, probably. Punk: Imagine! An inexhaustible supply of lawyers. Socks the cat: All looking and thinking the same...nah, we have that already. Punk: Hey, something useful - maybe we could produce an incorruptible police force for Mexico! Socks the cat: They already have that - it's been certified. Punk: Then maybe a line of critters which keep raising money for the DNC. Socks the cat: Should I ask what or whom these critters would resemble? Punk: One guess. Socks the cat: Somebody should tell him the election's over.