Pat Oliphant for July 20, 1998

Transcript:

Socks the cat: OK, OK! So justice Rehnquist says I gotta testify. So I'll testify - Ok? OK. I...I saw the president raiding the refrigerator! There! I've said it! Ken Starr: Aha! And what was in that refrigerator, agent Socks? Socks the cat: Nekkid women, sir! Nekkid women!! They come dancin' outa there in all shapes and sizes - leapin' around the kitchen they was! Then the president flang off his clothes and was dancin' around, too! Oh, it was amazin'! Buddy the dog: Hey, how did you do with the testimony? Socks the cat: Starr threw me out, said I was in contempt. I told him he about got that right! Agent Socks of the Secret Service