Pat Oliphant for May 10, 1999

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Bomb character: Hey, waddyawant from me? They drop me, I go there. Kablooie! How was I to know it was the Chinese Embassy? Clinton: Oh, fine! And what about me? Do you ever think about me? Here I am trying to redefine myself, and you do this to me! Jeez! CIA Character: Wait - I got it, Chief! I had the map upside down.. So that's the Chinese Embassy, right there...look. Man at NATO podium:What do I say? We deeply regret this small, tragic error..? Other character at podium: But, we will try to be more careful in future. Punk: How do you measure redefinition? Little character: One mistake at a time