Pat Oliphant for December 06, 1999

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Mars Lander: Help! I've fallen and I can't get up! Help! I've fallen and I can't get up! Mission control: Anything? Nope, nothin'. mars is the red one, isnt' it? Have you been sending messages in pounds and ounces again? Martians: What the ...? Every place you go, there's some loud-mouth loon with a cell phone. Punk: This is our big-results-at-low-costs program. Martian: You get what you pay for.