Pat Oliphant for May 07, 2003

Transcript:

William Bennett: Bless me, Father, for I am told I have sinned. Priest: Why, is that young Billy Bennett? And what have you been up to, my son? Bennett: I gambled away more than eight million dollars, Father. Priest: My, my - Now tell me, William. Would you be Republican or Democrat? Bennett: I'm a Republican and a moralist, Father - What has that to do with it? Priest: Ah, my son, had you been a Democrat, you would truly have sinned... ...But as a Republican you have merely committed sanctimony. And I see no statute against that. Punk: You could nail him with the gluttony clause.