Pat Oliphant for June 17, 2003
June 12, 2003
June 18, 2003
Transcript:
Man: Mr. President! Hanx Blix claims to have located bastards in Washington! George W. Bush: What??!!! That's ridiculous! Issue a denial. We have no bastards! Man: He says he has evidence of vast secret stockpiles of bastards in Washington, sir. Bush: What sort of evidence? Where is this evidence? Issue another denial! Man: The U.N. says it will send in troops if we don't surrender the bastards, sir. Bush: Troops!! The imperialists! World opinion won't allow it - everyone knows there are no bastards in Washington! Everyone hide. Man: Plainly, he has us confused with the French... Punk: Where is everyone? Washington was not available for comment.
