Pat Oliphant for June 26, 2003
June 25, 2003
June 30, 2003
Transcript:
George W. Bush: I totaled the nation, daddy. Thanks for letting me use it. George Bush senior: Why, you're welcome, son- Are you ok? George W. Bush: Not a scratch- I just ran over some liberal trash like social security, health care, medicare, etc. George Bush senior: Well, that's nice, son. George W. Bush: I wiped out the environment too, daddy- straight through the storefront. You shoulda seen the mess. George Bush senior: Wow. Anybody complain? George W. Bush: Naw. Everyone was asleep. Then I slammed it in reverse and really clobbered education. Whoops! George Bush senior: What did the cops say? George W. Bush: Not a thing. I told them I was out looking for W.M.D.s. They apologized and took off. George Bush senior: See any Democrats while you were out, son? George W. Bush: Only the cops, daddy. Mrs. Bush: That's our boy.
