Pat Oliphant for September 02, 2003
Genie: I am the Genie of golden opportunity-- I'll grant you anything you wish!! Punk: You have nothing to fear but success. There was a bunch of democrats walking along the beach... and they came across this bottle, so they picked it up and pulled out the stopper... and a genie appeared! But the democrats couldn't decide what to wish for... and blew the whole thing.