Pat Oliphant for September 24, 2003
Buddy the dog: Wow, you've really fallen for the general, I see. Socks the cat: My prince has come! Oh I just love him! Just compare him with all those other shabby candidates! Compare him with Bush! He's a winner!! Buddy: You have to wonder, though--can we afford anothr president from Arkansas? Especially if he knows (gul) Hillary! Socks: Anything else? Buddy: They could end up as running mates. Punk: He's not serious, is he?