Pat Oliphant for January 14, 2004
Howard Dean: Hey! Why me? it's not fair! All my fellow democrats have been turned against me. Don't they know I'm their best hope? Ow! Not again!! It's just not fair, I say! Angel: Howard Dean wants to know why you're treating him like Job. God: Oh, I dunno--there's just something about ol' Howard that tees me off. Punk: You new around here?