Pat Oliphant for June 14, 2004
June 09, 2004
June 15, 2004
Transcript:
Man at the "Office of Emotional, Geographical, Nomenclature Adjustment": A petition to declare that Cape Canaveral, which was previously renamed Cape Kennedy and subsequently was re-named Cape Canaveral, now and hence-forth and forever be known as Cape Ronald Reagan....That the image of George Washington on the dollar bill be replaced with that of Ronald Reagan...and that the Pentagon be now named the Reaganagon. Character #1: How about one for Ray Charles? Character #2: But wasn't he black? Punk: Yes, but he didn't know it.
