Pat Oliphant for January 03, 2005
December 29, 2004
January 04, 2005
Transcript:
Tsunami survivor: Help! I've been hit by three Tsunamis - everything is gone. My family. My home... President Bush: Hmm...I suppose I could give you five bucks. Survivor: Please! I need food, shelter, clean water, antibiotics - please! President Bush: Hey, listen - this is all pretty inconvenient. I was down in Crawford. Minding my own business. I didn't ask for this...OK. Make it ten bucks. Survivor: Please - I need urgest medical attention - malaria, dengue fever and maybe cholera are coming - please! President Bush: Jeez, I have a war to finance - you think that's cheap? I'm ripping up the fabric of my society and I'm chopping taxes - I can't afford anything! You think you got troubles. Survivor: Please. President Bush: I'll give you 350 millions and throw in my brother. Final offer. Punk: Jeb too - such a deal.
Ain’t ya got bootstraps?