Pat Oliphant for April 11, 2006

Transcript:

George W. Bush: See, Scooter Libby isn't really a Judas. I told him to turn me in so I could hit a higher plane of consciousness. See...it's all party of our plan. Jesus: Uh-huh. See, I'm just like you - I want to be on a higher plane of consciousness so I can be the saviour of my party and my country and Iraq and mankind. Jesus: Uh-huh. The trouble with achieving the higer plane of consciousness is, first you have to be crucified. Jesus: That's how you get into the saviour business. George: Really? Jesus: Wow, look at the time! I have to scoot. Well, good luck with wahtever... Punk: Catch 2006