Pat Oliphant for December 17, 2007
Hillary Clinton: Today, children, I want you all to tell me what you want to be when you grow up. Voices: A spaceperson! A film star! A fireman! A rock star! A doctor! A nurse! A computer technician. Clinton: Very good, children, very good. Barack, honey, you didn't answer. Don't you want to tell us what you want to be? Barack Obama: Yes, ma'am. I want to be President of the United Stat... Clinton: NO YOU DON'T!! Man: Did you make all that up? Punk: Only for educational purposes. It is not generally known, but Hillary Rodham was once a kindergarten teacher.