Pat Oliphant for July 29, 2009
Transcript:
President Barack Obama: Listen let's just have a quiet beer together, shall we? I didn't mean to call you stupid - I mis-spoke. I'm buying, you guys - what'll you have? Henry Gates: Gimme a beer and give one to the racist in the uniform. Jim Crowley: Gimme and beer and don't listen to the noisy little jerk - and who are you calling stupid anyway? Bartender: Why does my intuition tell me this is going to be a loong afternoon...?
Socialism? I thought we were supposed to be scared of terrorists. Boy, when you don’t watch Fox “News,” you loose all track of who or what the boogieman is. But then I’m not the kind of guy who has his opinions dictated to him by a network that spent a good deal of time discussing a if Presidential candidate, his terrorist fist bump, and his “baby mama” are black enough or perhaps too black to lead our country.