Pat Oliphant for August 06, 2009
August 05, 2009
August 11, 2009
Transcript:
Man (reading): Sir, with reference to your recent inquiry, our records at Delivered Delivery Inc. do show conclusively that our stork did deliver Mr. Barack Obama to the correct address on Hawaii, a state of the U.S., on the correct birth date of August four, nineteen hundred and sixty one. Man: Storks lie! Punk: Nevertheless...
