Pat Oliphant for December 30, 2009

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Political Correctness Officer: Sir, I am your political correctness reassurance officer. We have not (heaven forbid) profiled you. Nor would we ever profile you (heaven forbid) on racial or ethnic or religious grounds just because you closely resemble an infamous Arab mass-murderer (you being an Arab and all)... Suicide Bomber: I kill you! I kill you all! Punk: If it walks like a duck...