Pat Oliphant for December 30, 2009
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Political Correctness Officer: Sir, I am your political correctness reassurance officer. We have not (heaven forbid) profiled you. Nor would we ever profile you (heaven forbid) on racial or ethnic or religious grounds just because you closely resemble an infamous Arab mass-murderer (you being an Arab and all)... Suicide Bomber: I kill you! I kill you all! Punk: If it walks like a duck...
Yes, let’s completely ignore the fact that the Algerian National Liberation Front was able to use profiling against the French by having their women members dye their hair blonde so they could waltz right past the checkpoints to plant bombs because the scumbags are really going to go through all the trouble of planning an attack only to dress up as obviously as possible just to make it easier to bag them. It’s so nice to know that Pat Oliphant and the gops want to ignore the possibility that the scumbags might use mules and accomplices who don’t fit their precious profile.