Pat Oliphant for February 17, 2010
Chicken Little: Aaaawww! The sky is falling! I'm quitting Congress! I'm quitting Congress! We're losing our majority! I'm quitting Congress! The sky is falling! We're all doomed! Aaawwwwk! Man 1: How long has he known this? Man 2: And why didn't he do something to change it when he was there? Chicken Little: Congress is a college of bums! I quit!! Punk: Bayh Bayh, birdie.