Pat Oliphant for August 25, 2011
Transcript:
Rick Perry: Me! I'm the one running for president! And I don't believe in evolution, Obama, Social Security, the 16th Amendment, global warming, the environment, health care or queers - and that ain't the half of it! Caveman: I think we're evolving backwards. Caveman: I think you're right. Ape: The one at the end - we tried to evolve up, but somethin' went awful wrong, and that's what we developed into! Woman: Excuse us, but which of you Perry apes is running for president? Monkey: Some apes I wouldn't want to be seen with.