Pat Oliphant for February 09, 2012
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Dog: What's up pussycat? Cat: Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir of my long-ago affair with JFK... it's filled with pathos and sad, wistful longing. Dog: You had an affair with JFK!? Cat: Why not? We were in love - he said so. Dog: He told that twenty times a day to all the others. And him with a bad back and all... Cat: OTHERS!!? Dog: Gee, I'm sorry, pussycat. I didn't mean to... y'know. Well, I thought you would have heard... Cat: OH, how could he? He told me I was special! Punk: What a nice respite from endless Mitts and Santorums.
No respite from those Newts and Cains, however. OTOH, JFK could no doubt have given Newt & Bill and any number of others some good pointers on how to score with class. I mean, Marilyn Monroe! She’s no intern! But one does have to wonder about the provenance of his bad back…