Pat Oliphant for June 18, 2013
And always remember as you go out into this world, you only exist to be reamed, steamed and dry-cleaned by your own government. The N.S.A. will spy on you and the I.R.S. will bully and threaten you. There is no escape, save through your own resistance and will to succeed. Ha-ha. Fat chance, I say. Good luck. Thank you. Oh, dear, telling it like it is.