Pat Oliphant for June 26, 2014
June 25, 2014
July 01, 2014
Transcript:
IRS DIR: ...AND WHAT DO WE SAY WHEN PEOPLE ASK ABOUT THE THOUSANDS OF MISSING EMAILS? AGENT: WE SAY THE DOG AT THEM SIR. IRS DIR: CORRECT, BUMWORTHY -- NO LET'S HEAR YOU RECITE THE IRS CREED." AGENT: UMM, TO IRRITATE NEEDLESSLY, HARASS, MALIGN, DISCREDIT, DISALLOW, DISCOMFORT, DISMAY AND WHERE POSSIBLE RUIN ALL CITIZENRY WITHOUT REGARD TO RACE, COLOR, FAITH, OR POLITICAL AFFILIATION, SIR! IRS DIR: AND? AGENT: NOT GET CAUGHT, SIR. TINY MAN: ON THE TAXPAYER, OF COURSE. AGENT BUMWORTHY OF THE I.R.S. IS CALLED IN BY THE DIRECTOR... SO BUMWORTHY WON HIS USUAL BONIS AND EXTRA DAYS VACATION (WITH PAY)
