Peanuts by Charles Schulz for November 07, 1976

Transcript:

Linus is teaching Sally how to play football. He holds the ball and says, "We'd probably be best off to start with kicking." Sally says, "Good."<BR><BR> Linus says, "I'll be the kicker and you'll be the receiver.."<BR><BR> Linus points and says, "You go down the field, see, and I'll kick the ball to you."<BR><BR> Sally walks away and says, "I've always wanted to learn how to play football."<BR><BR> Linus kicks the ball and hits Sally in the head.<BR><BR> Sally gets up and says, "What happened."<BR><BR> Sally is dazed and Linus says, "Maybe you weren't really ready.. maybbe you weren't in the right position.. this time get in the right position and then tell me you're ready.."<BR><BR> Linus asks, "Ready?"<BR><BR> Sally is standing behind him and says, "Ready."<BR><BR>