Peanuts by Charles Schulz for April 18, 1983
Transcript:
Linus smiles and holds a newspaper. Linus says, "I ran an ad in the paper for my clinic." Lucy asks, "Your clinic?"<BR><BR> Linus smiles and says, "I'm going to teach little kids how to give up their blankets! Hundreds of kids will come knocking on my door!"<BR><BR> Lucy hears a knock at the door.<BR><BR> Lucy shouts, "Here's your hundred kids!" A blanket covers the kid. The kid says, "My folks made me come!"<BR><BR>
I know it’s a comic, but that’s just wrong.