Peanuts by Charles Schulz for April 01, 1984
Transcript:
Snoopy sits atop his doghouse and thinks,"I should have asked for a table near the window..."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown walks out of the house holding a sheet of paper. He walks up to Snoopy by the doghouse and hands him the paper. He says,"Good evening, sir...would like to see a menu?"<BR><BR> As Snoopy reads the menu, Charlie Brown says,"We have a special soup today..."<BR><BR> He concludes,"Cream of Dog Food!" Snoopy looks at him.<BR><BR> Snoopy rolls his eyes as Charlie Brown throws his head back and starts laughing.<BR><BR> Charlie Brown flinches as the menu bonks him in the head.<BR><BR> Snoopy thinks,"Funny waiters need to be struck with a menu at least once a week!"<BR><BR>
He made a big mistake here: Don’t hit the waiter until after your food is served. You want to get food, and nothing else.