Peanuts by Charles Schulz for August 04, 1985

Transcript:

The Beaglescout and his troops are in the field. The Beaglescout thinks,"Everyone ready?"<BR><BR> They walk down the lane and the Beaglescout thinks,"Okay, troops, today we're going to learn about directions and map reading..."<BR><BR> The troops stand on a rock and look up as the Beaglescout points upwards. He thinks,"Remember what I told you about the moon? You can always tell which way is west because the moon is always over hollywood..."<BR><BR> He kneels down and looks at a sheet of paper. He thinks,"If you can't see the moon, of course, you have to use a map..."<BR><BR> He shows the troops a radar map and thinks,"Now, I want you to take this map, and show me where we are right now..."<BR><BR> As the troops struggle to lay the map out to see it, the Beaglescout thinks,"Put the map someplace where you can all see it..."<BR><BR> The troops smile and look at the map from where they hung it, on the Beaglescout's face.<BR><BR>