Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 20, 2002

Transcript:

"Are you watching the Art History Channel?" "Shhh...I'm trying to hear this." "Ooh...What's that guy's problem?" "That painting's called 'The Scream'." "Why's he screaming?" "I don't know. Can I watch this?" "He probably got tired of that Moaning Lisa." "Geez...why was Lisa moaning?" "I think she saw that Van Gogh guy cut his ears off." "Okay...forget it. You two know absolutely nothing about art and if you had any sense, you'd be embarrassed by how stupid you sound." "I'm leaving." "So why'd he cut his ears off?" "I guess he didn't want to hear all that screaming."