Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 30, 2002

Transcript:

"How was your second day as a funeral director?" "Bad. Today was old man Harry's funeral and I messed up." "How so?" "As we were lowering the casket into the grave, the cable snapped and the casket crashed to the bottom." "Accidents happen." "...Then Harry yelled 'Ow!'" "Oh my." "Harry's a very heavy sleeper."