Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 24, 2002

Transcript:

"Ladybug, ladybug, fly away home. Your house is on fire and your children are - " "All right...Why don't you just stop right there?" "First off, I live in a condo, not a 'house'. Second, I installed automatic sprinklers last year. Third, my kids are at day care, okay?" "Fourth, if I may be frank, I really don't appreciate a dumb, obscenely overweight pig attempting to inflict unnecessary stress upon me." "So, you stupid pig, I'd like you to meet Morton, my attorney, who will now sue you for intentional infliction of emotional distress." "Sue the pig, Morton." "Summons, Pig...You're going down." "Can't we all just get along?"